December 13, 2005

Houston Texans Fans?

If you're a Houston Texan fan... all apologies. I just thought these were funny.

Q. How do the Texans count to 10?                                        
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10            
                                                                         
Q. What do the Texans & Billy Graham have in common?                      
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!      
                                                                         
Q. How do you keep a Texan out of your yard?                              
A. Put up goal posts                                                      
                                                                         
Q. Where do you go in Texas in case of a tornado?                        
A. To Reliant Stadium - there's never a touchdown there!                  
                                                                         
Q. What do you call a Texan with a Super Bowl ring?                      
A. A thief                                                                
                                                                         
Q. Why doesn't Austin have a professional football team?                  
A. Because Houston would want one                                        
                                                                         
Q. What's the difference between the Texans and a dollar bill?            
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar                        
                                                                         
Q. How many Texans does it take to win a Superbowl?                      
A. Nobody knows!                                                          
                                                                         
Q. What do the Texans and possums have in common?                        
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Happy Tuesday all. My daughter is sick today so I'm trying to squeeze an 8 hour workday into 4...

4 comments:

pooks said...

This Dallas Cowboy fan is laughing -- but gee, why can't they be the Oilers? Calling themselves "Texans" makes us all look bad!

(Just kidding. Well, not really.)

SeanclaesDOTcom said...

For the record I'm a Steelers fan.

I thought about adding the Cowboys jokes I heard a few years ago... but it's not the same team now..

Think about 10 years ago...
Q. Why are the Cowboys going with the "no huddle" offense?
A. There's a law against known felons being that close together.

Q. Why can't the Cowboys keep a groundskeeper?
A. They keep quitting because Irvin keeps snorting the sidelines...

And that was the 1990s....

pooks said...

Ah yes, the 90s.

Three damn Super Bowl trophies in four damn years.

Bite me.

Heh.

SeanclaesDOTcom said...

Yeah... winning a superbowl doesn't have anything to do with being arrested... so.. what do you think.. Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?