My Forecaster is a rat from Punxsutawney

Birthday week... day 4... GROUNDHOG DAY!
Verdict?

Phil Says Six More Weeks of Winter!

Phil's official forecast as read 2/2/06 at sunrise at Gobbler's Knob:

It is said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Around the country there are many imitators of me.

In Harrisburg there is Gus who appears on TV
working for the lottery.

Then all around town,
Cute groundhog statues abound.
They all look like me, I found.

Today on the Knob as I'm doing my job,
I don't like this likeness of me.

It's my shadow I see. Six more weeks of mild winter there will be.

(From: http://www.groundhog.org/prediction/)

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OK...Fun with names:

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Cubby Sampson

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy)
Pete Grand

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
Scla

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school)
Tiger United

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
William Berea

6. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad/mom, cell phone Company you use)
Dolores Sprint

7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Clascejoe

8. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, and the first street you lived on)
William Western