January 4, 2011

TOP 5 DUMB SOCIAL MARKETING TOOLS

 TOP 5 DUMB SOCIAL MARKETING TOOLS

By Sean Claes
 Everyone is falling over themselves making lists of tools you should use for social marketing. I decided to make a quick list of 5 things you should NOT consider for your social marketing strategy. I conducted a poll of 1 (myself) and 100% of those who chose to participate rated these five things at the Top 5 Dumb Social Marketing Tools.  


So... here you go.


1. Gun -Nothing says anti-social like a Smith and Wesson pointed at you.



2. Rock - Hit someone with a rock and invite them somewhere.. see if they follow.
3. Typewriter - You know what this is kids? It's like a computer with the printer attached.. and no internet.


4. The phone thing from Crocodile Dundee - Well.. unless you're in the outback. (Nice video.. eh?)


5. Carrier Pigeon - Thinking about this one, if a carrier pigeon brought me an invitation to something, I'd really consider going.

p.s. Yes, this is a joke. Kind of.

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